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Planning a wedding is like being the conductor of a symphony—only the symphony is your life, and the audience is everyone you know and love. It’s easy to get caught up in the minutiae, stressing over every little detail because you want everything to be just right. But let me let you in on a little secret: most of those details you’re agonizing over? Your guests don’t give a flying fart in space about them. I know, I know—it’s hard to believe when you’re knee-deep in the wedding planning trenches. But trust me, I’ve seen it all, and these are the 12 things your guests really aren’t losing any sleep over.
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1. The Invitations
You might spend hours (or let’s be real, weeks) obsessing over fonts, paper quality, and envelope liners. And yes, your invitations will be admired—for about 30 seconds. Most people will give them a quick glance, maybe toss them on the fridge for a bit, and then they’ll end up in the recycling bin. So, if you’re looking to save some cash or time, this is an area where you can definitely cut back without sacrificing anyone’s experience.
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2. Programs
You’ve designed them, printed them, and now someone has to set them out on each chair. But here’s the thing: most guests won’t even bother reading them. Programs are often used as a polite way to avoid small talk with the person next to you, and then they’re discarded just as quickly as the invitations. Consider skipping them altogether, or at the very least, simplifying the design to save on both cost and hassle.
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3. Escort Cards
Escort cards are the informal sibling of place cards. They direct guests to a table rather than a seat. Once guests get to their table, they’re free to choose their own seats if there are no place cards.
Sure, they’re cute. They might even be works of art, each one meticulously calligraphed by hand. But let’s be honest—no one is going to remember your escort cards. The truth is, people just want to find their seat without too much fuss. A large, clear seating chart can do the job just as well, if not better. Plus, it’ll save you a ton of time and money.
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4. The Guest Book
The guest book is a lovely idea, in theory. In practice? Not so much. Most guest books end up half-filled and abandoned at the reception as guests get caught up in the excitement of the day. And honestly, how often do you look back at your old yearbooks? If you’re really attached to the idea, consider doing something more interactive, like a photo guest book or a video message station. Otherwise, don’t be surprised if it ends up gathering dust in a drawer somewhere.
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5. Linens
You might be tempted to go all out on linens, thinking they’ll add that extra “wow” factor to your tables. But unless you’re going for sequined tablecloths on every table (and let’s be real, no one wants that much sparkle), most guests won’t even notice. Stick with something simple and classic—white or ivory will do just fine. Save the money you’d spend on fancy linens and put it towards something your guests will actually remember, like a killer DJ or an open bar.
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6. The First Dance
The first dance is a beautiful moment, no doubt about it. But you don’t need to spend months choreographing a routine that would put Dancing with the Stars to shame. Your guests don’t care if your dance is perfectly synchronized or if you’re just swaying back and forth. What they care about is seeing you two happy and in love. So don’t stress about nailing every step—just enjoy the moment.
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7. Slideshows
Slideshows are one of those things that sound great in theory but often fall flat in execution. After sitting through a few toasts, the last thing your guests want is to watch a 10-minute slideshow of your baby photos. If you must have one, keep it short and sweet, or better yet, set up a slideshow station where guests can watch at their own pace. Trust me, they’ll appreciate not having to sit through yet another speech or slideshow when they’d rather be on the dance floor.
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8. Open Seating
Open seating might seem like a good idea—after all, it’s less work for you, right? Wrong. Open seating is a recipe for awkwardness and anxiety. Guests don’t want to be left scrambling for a seat or worrying about who they’ll end up sitting next to. Assign tables, even if you don’t assign specific seats. It’ll make your guests feel more comfortable and save you the headache of dealing with seating dramas on the day of the wedding.
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9. The Wedding Cake
Ah, the wedding cake—the centrepiece of many a reception. But here’s the thing: most guests don’t care if you have a seven-tier masterpiece or a simple dessert table. In fact, many would prefer the latter. Fondant might look pretty, but let’s be real—it doesn’t taste great. Opt for a variety of desserts that cater to different tastes, and you’ll have happier guests (and maybe even a smaller bill).
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10. The Bouquet Toss
The bouquet toss is one of those traditions that’s slowly falling out of favour—and for good reason. Not everyone loves the idea of parading their singleness in front of a crowd, and many couples find the whole thing a bit awkward. If the bouquet toss doesn’t feel right to you, skip it. Your guests won’t miss it, and they’ll probably be happier spending more time dancing.
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11. Wedding Favours
If I had a dollar for every time I saw wedding favours left behind at the end of the night, I’d be rich. Seriously, no one is going to leave your wedding bummed out because they didn’t get a tiny jar of homemade jam or a personalized candle. Most favours end up forgotten or tossed out. If you’re set on giving something, consider making a donation to a charity in your guests’ names instead. It’s more meaningful and won’t end up in the trash.
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12. The Grand Exit
Sparklers, bubbles, ribbons—grand exits can be fun, but they’re not a make-or-break moment. Your guests won’t care if you skip the grand exit altogether. What they do care about is having a great time celebrating with you. If a grand exit isn’t your thing, don’t force it. Your guests will still think your wedding was amazing, and you’ll save yourself the stress of coordinating that last-minute detail.
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Focus on What Really Matters
So there you have it—12 things your guests couldn’t care less about. Weddings are a beautiful celebration of your love, but they don’t have to be perfect. In fact, the most memorable weddings are often the ones where the couple focused on what truly mattered to them, rather than getting bogged down in the details. So take a deep breath, let go of the things that don’t really matter, and focus on creating a day that’s meaningful to you.
At the end of the day, your guests are there to celebrate you—not your linens, not your escort cards, and definitely not your seven-tier cake. So make the choices that feel right for you, and don’t sweat the small stuff. Your wedding is going to be beautiful, no matter what.
And hey, if you still want to go all out on that invitation suite or those custom escort cards, more power to you! Just know that while your guests may not notice every detail, they’ll definitely remember the love, joy, and fun they experienced on your wedding day. And that’s what really matters, isn’t it?
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